A Funny Poem

By

Dana

There once was a boy

Who had a toy

That went "Yoy"

And gave him great joy!

Then one day it got lost

When he gave it a great toss.

So he asked his mom how much it cost

To replace the toy he lost.

His mother told him it would be a dollar

That really made him holler.

She grabbed him by the collar --

Then she gave him the dollar.